**This was meant to be a comment to Dezsha, aka Dezzy, aka mein Zwilling, aka but it ended up being FUCKIGN HUGE so now its just in my journal. Feel free to read even if your not the amazingness that is Dez.**

DEZZYDEZZYDEZZYDEZZYDEZYY!!!!! Dezzy mein Zwilling, die liebe meines lebens,

Please, for the love of all that is SACRED tell me that this ear raping, high pitched shrieking, transformers-wannabe SUCKFEST that our boys have delusionally called a single is a joke. PLEASE

Because if not, I will have to forever forget I ever they had talent. EVER.

I EVEN was nice enough to give them the benefit of the doubt that maybe, just MAYBE it was only a suckfest in English (cause a lot of their stuff is suckfest in English, but awesome sauce in German) and so I hunted down the Automatisch and guess what? IT SUCKS TOO!!!!! IT’S THE FUCKING SAME SHRIEKING!!!

Omg. I feel like my ears have been assaulted and VICIOUSLY RAPED!!!

I wanted to love it Dezzy. I really really really did. I was like "Ok, I am going to sit down and listen to this song and it is gonna be "Ich bin nicht ich" all over again and I am gonna LOVE them again....

But no. What did I get? I got w/e the fuck THAT was. Because it was not music Dezzy. It was not. And I am SO dissapointed.

Did Tom decide it would be really funny to kick Bill in the BALLS during the start of the chorus and no one remembered to redo it?!?!!?

I have listened to it OVER and OVER and OVER again now, even thinking that maybe it’s kinda like Ich Brech Aus and I just needed to warm up to it… but no Dezzy. No. Every time I think maybe it COULD be growing on me… Bill does that…that THING… and it kills it. Just kills it DEAD.

I know I probably sound very dramatic, and It’s retarded. But really, by tomorrow I will be less dramatic I promise, but right now I am just SO DISSAPOINTED!! -.-

Conclusion? New sound = DO NOT FUCKING WANT!

P.s.
WTF why are Toms dreds now CORNROWS?! I was like “…. THE FUCK!?” grrr -.-